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Joke of the Day
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
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"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"
"You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything."
"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""
"I touch myself when I think of you. It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you."
"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."
"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."
"Why is there no Mexican olympics? because all the ones who can run, jump and swim have already crossed the border"