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Joke of the Day
"""YOLNT"" -Cats"
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"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."
"What do you call a Steer playing with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."
"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."
"Are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
"My wife is much happier with a beer inside her. I just wish she'd drink it afterwards."
"*kids running down the stairs* DADDY, DADDY, I HEARD TOYS BUZZING IN YOUR ROOM AND MOMMY SAY, ""SANTA CAME EARLY THIS YEAR."""
"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."
"What do you call two Korean lovers? Seoulmates"