152740
Joke of the Day
"How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown? Artificial intelligence!"
Next Joke
"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."
"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"
"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"
"Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal."
"I would. What kind of idiot would put the punchline in the title?"
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."
"Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back."