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Joke of the Day
"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."
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"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."
"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."
"Can you believe my girlfriend's mother said I'm a pedophile because I'm 40 and she's 20? Just because she's a mother doesn't mean she can judge people twice her age."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
"Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes"