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Joke of the Day

"How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them."

"Q: Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? A: To avoid car-pool tunnel!"

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."

"[Request] Some computer jokes."

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp"

"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"