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"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"
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"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
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"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."
"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."
"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"
"Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight! One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, ""If you cross this line i will punch you!"" That was the punchline."