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Joke of the Day
"Valve hasn't won yet They're not **tri**-umphant"
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"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."
"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"
"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"
"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
"I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance."
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."
"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."
"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."