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Joke of the Day
"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"
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"I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing"
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"
"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"
"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"
"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."
"A joke I just made... ""I just invented a new word... plagiarism"""
"Me: Where's your maternity section? Her: Over there. How far along is she? Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her..."