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Joke of the Day
"Is a picture of Elijah Wood called a frodograph? (It makes more sense when you say it out loud)"
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."
"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."
"Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out."
"Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could."
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"Error 404 It's been a while since I've seen a good 404 joke. I was going to upload one but I couldn't find any."