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Joke of the Day

"Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free."

"I never ask for people to send me thoughts & prayers but, while sitting at Starbucks a man standing behind me farted on my shoulder."

"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!"

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."

"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"

"What do nature and dogs have in common? They both abhor a vacuum."

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"Columbus thought he landed in the Far East. But he landed in the Far West by occident."

"ENEMY: can you smell that? That's fear. ME: the baked goods? ENEMY: no. focus on your fear. ME: we must be knife fighting behind a bakery"

"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"