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Joke of the Day

"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done."

"Fidel Castro was alive?"

"Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner."

"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"

"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago."

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"