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Joke of the Day

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"

"British Intelligence is warning that terrorist groups could fit women terrorists with exploding breast implants. They knew it was only a matter of time before Al Queda started setting booby traps..."

"Ignoring your text is easy. It's having to park my car 8 blocks away so you think I'm not home when you drive by that's awkward."

"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."

"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"

"tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again."

"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""

"I masturbate with my pinkie finger pointed straight out. That way if anyone ever walks in on me, I'll still look all classy and shit"

"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."