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Joke of the Day

"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"

"Ladies; The ""JUICY"" on the back of these shorts should really be on the front."

"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath ""Mom"" he asked, ""are these my brains?"" ""Not yet, son""."

"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."

"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."