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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear. I know it's bad, but everyone deserves a good arsenal of dad jokes."

" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either."

"Today's assignment: Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them ""Have you seen this person?"" and pull out a picture of yourself"

"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."

"I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone."

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I would tell you about my penis... But its a long story"

"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"

"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"