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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"
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"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"
"what retail store does a cat go to when it loses it's tail? a retail sto- goddamn it I did it again"
"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"
"People that say ""God never gives you more than you can handle"" never met my ex-girlfriend."
"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one."