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Joke of the Day

"Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either."

"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."

"If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get"

"Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood."

"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"100% of the people that talk sh!t about your life, have sh!ttier lives than you."

"Have you ever eaten a clock before? It's very time consuming."

"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"

"What do you tell your wife with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."