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Joke of the Day

"Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either."

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."

". No Shoes No Shirt No Problem Welcome To Walmart."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"

"What was early man's best friend? Primates"

"A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, two gorillas, a leopard, a horse, two turtles, and a dragonfly walk into a bar. Bartender yells, ""What is this, some sort of joke?"""

"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."