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Joke of the Day

"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."

"Vegetarian: 'You know, a cow died so you could have that burger'. Me: 'Maybe he died because you keep eating all of his food'."

"I wish life was more like hockey... Who doesn't want a horn to sound when their period ends?"

"What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod."

"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."

"Pessimist had not sex for a long time Optimist had sex but long ago"

"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes? A: No eye-deer."

"Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding."