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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod."
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"I just saw a woman with a tremendous amount of make up and I was really tempted to use my finger and write ""wash me"" on her face"
"I bet we can get into some serious Treble together."
"I went to Lowe's to buy a human-sized microwave & the guy loudly said they don't exist & then took me to a back room & they had lots of them"
"It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer."
"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."
"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"
"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"