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Joke of the Day

"I'm sick of all these jokes about mexicans and blacks... Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"

"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""

"I've often wondered, how do devout Christians handle being raped? Y'know, with that whole ""turn the other cheek"" thing?"

"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"

"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""

"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"

"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."