11215
Joke of the Day
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."
Next Joke
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora] ""M'dea."""
"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"
"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."
"I like my girls like Shrek... Big boned and with an ass that talks back"
"Twitter: where strangers will explain your joke back to you."