40745
Joke of the Day
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
Next Joke
"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"
"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."
"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."
"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"
"I think the only job requirement you need to become a TSA agent, is to know how to do a really good eye roll while you're chewing gum."
"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."
"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."
"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."
"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."