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Joke of the Day
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
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"Did you hear about the narcissist who called himself Jesus Christ? He used the Lord's name in vain."
"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"
"Reddit vs the Titanic At least the Titanic had a band"
"[creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL"
"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""
"If a gay guy gets paralyzed... Is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."
"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"
"I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me"