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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."
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"Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"
"What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad."
"Thank you, slow walking family in front of me on the footpath, No please, take your time.... and definitely spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots."
"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."""
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"TIFU by falling asleep on the john at noon. I meant Job. I fell asleep on the Job. :D :D"
"I feel like I just won the lotto! Because I just paid the IRS a shit ton of tax."