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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"

"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger."

"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."

"My poop likes rap music It's down with OP pee."

"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."

"Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause"

"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."

"So a beautiful girl I met was coming to my house.. But I was afraid of getting a boner, so I taped my dick to my leg. She shows up in a mini-skirt, smoking hot.. so I kicked her in the face."

"What is the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."