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Joke of the Day

"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."

"[pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it ""100 Dalmatians."" [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger"

"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""

"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."

"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."