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Joke of the Day
"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."
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"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"why does a one story whorehouse make more money than a two story? theres no fucking overhead..."
"*turns on alarm* Alarm: I have a headache"
"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"
"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"
"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."