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Joke of the Day
"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."
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"Accidentally wore a red shirt and khaki pants to Target today... Long story short, I think I got promoted to Assistant Manager."
"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"
"Cannibals don't drink coffee. They have a cup of Joe instead."
"""Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"" exclaimed my girlfriend, ""I've had enough, I'm leaving."" I said, ""Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"""
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."
"Jet Fuel can't melt Ellen Pao [User was banned for this post]"
"Yeah you ladies like bad boys, right? Haha well let me tell you, ladies,, I am bad at basically everything, ;)"
"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."
"Detective: ok forensics is finished. I'll start here and you- Dog cop: I'll mark our territory [dog cop pees around the crime scene tape]"