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Joke of the Day
"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a Penis."
"Marriage Proposal In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she will say YES!"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away."
"What's a transvestite's favorite candy? He/she's kisses"
"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""
"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."
"What do you call a morbidly obese hippy? Tie Dyeabetes"
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"
"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."