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Joke of the Day

"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."

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"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalatapus"
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"
"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"
"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"I love jokes about South Africans... who doesn't like making fun of a bunch of murderers, rapists and thieves."
"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"
"Your wife and your lawyer are both drowning. You've got a choice to make. Do you go to lunch or a movie ?"