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Joke of the Day

"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."

"If we truly become what we mock... ...I think I'm going to start mocking some smarter, more successful people, for a change."

"How can you tell if someone is from New York? They always talk about how they're from New York."

"How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers"

"What do gay horses eat? Horse penis"

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"Why did Sarah fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! ""Who's there?"" Not Sarah."

"How are ninjas and soft core porn alike? You never see them coming."

"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."

"Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again"