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Joke of the Day
"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"
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"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."
"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."
"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."
"Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having"
"How do you piss off a Texan? Cut Alaska in two and make Texas the third largest state!"
"Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans? Because they'll take all of your green cards."
"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"