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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending"

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!"

"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."

"I called work and told them I have Anal Glaucoma... Just couldn't see my ass coming in today."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"

"World: Hey check out this sport we made called football. America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football."

"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"

"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me. We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac."