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Joke of the Day

"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""

"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."

"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"I like my coffee like I like my women! I'm sure whatever you've got is fine. I'm pretty happy with anything."

"I always go the extra mile... because I always miss the exit on the freeway."

"What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year? It's a fugazi."