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Joke of the Day

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure"

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It's a jungle out there."

"Do the stupid crap you're going to do soon cause in a few weeks, when forced to explain, you can end by saying, ""but that was last year."""

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."