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Joke of the Day

"I'm basically Switzerland. I'm cold and you have to get really high in order to truly appreciate my beauty."

"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"

"If you had a choice between world piece and a million dollars, what color Ferrari would you buy?"

"Eric Clapton So over the years Eric Clapton has developed an aversion to Microsoft and prefers to use hardware made my by Apple instead. Why? Simply because Windows killed his child."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""

"Fact: Your elbow is the most delicious part of the human body. Try it."

"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"I found a dead girl on the golf course It was a difficult shot, but I was able to chip it over her head and right up onto the green."

"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."

"I was walking along a narrow cliff top when... a gorgeous woman was coming from the opposite direction. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."