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Joke of the Day
"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"
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"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"
"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."
"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."
"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."
"*Kylo Ren pranks calls Finn* Hey Finn I bet you shop at *dramatic pause* Traitor Joes!!! *High fives Hux*"
"Staring deeply into the abyss. Paralyzed by fear. Unable to move, let alone function. In short, yes, Pandora. I'm still listening."
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"
"Schrodinger's Cat is depressed Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral"
"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."