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Joke of the Day

"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"

"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"

"Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted."

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."

"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."

"RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension.."

"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."