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Joke of the Day

"RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASED! Just not in this dimension.."

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."

"What do men and women have in common? Both need some tissues after watching a good movie."

"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"

"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."

"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"

"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."

"Wizard: Give me a burger Waiter: what's the magic word? Wizard: Abracadabra Waiter: *now a hamster* I meant please, but ok"

"I want a million followers so I can tweet where I am from anywhere in the world and emergency shit at someone's house."