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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"

"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"

"Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin."

"so I painted my computer black the other day... I thought it would run faster. Turns out it stopped working."

"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, ""that's a little condescending."""

"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."