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Joke of the Day
"A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out."
Next Joke
"No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*"
"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."
"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"
"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"
"A button on my car broke... Its a pressing matter."
"as you wonder ""where the weed at?"" a worm hole opens up in front of you and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt"
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."