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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."

"Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !"

"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Asked for Cheez-its Wife buys Cheese Nips Now she's sitting in the corner thinking about what she did."

"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."

"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"

"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."

"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my lovers hair. It's a nice way to let them know my love and also that we're out of napkins."