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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I ever said I'd be rich as a Jew."

"Responsible pet owners pick up their dog's poop. Cool pet owners pick their dogs up from the airport (after their doggy business trips)."

"What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? ""Is it mine""?"

"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."

"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."

"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."

"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."

"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."

"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."