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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."

"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"

"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."

"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."

"Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player? Because love means nothing to them!"

"The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative ""Only if she wants me to"" I replied."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."