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Joke of the Day
"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"
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"What is west saharan favourite number? Data not avalible."
"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2 dont start anything"
"It's not generic enough. ~Producers of American sitcoms"
"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."
"I wanted to date a girl once... but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell."
"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."
"*puts message in a bottle *stares longingly out at sea and throws it in *gets tazed and arrested for littering"
"A husband came home with half gallon a of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick,"" he replied. ""Pour me some."""