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Joke of the Day

"im 100% for equal rights for women! I mean so what they are inferior to men?"

"As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college."

"She's so dumb, She thinks a double helix is two gay guys doing 69."

"Transform chocolate into a balanced meal by eating it standing on one leg WITHOUT falling over. Chocolate yoga: it's the next big thing."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Identical twins arguing over a photo."

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"I work to buy a car to go to work."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"Pink Floyd is opening a gay bathhouse that focuses on glory holes They're gonna call it ""Another Prick in the Wall."""

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family"