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Joke of the Day

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Identical twins arguing over a photo."

"you hear about the indian chief that drank a case of tea he died in his tee pee"

"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."

"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."

"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"

"It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids."

"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."

"One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro's Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand."

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"What do you call Winnie the Pooh's Grandmother? Poonanny"