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Joke of the Day
"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
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"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."
"Being bald It means you went back to your roots."
"Why did God invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn"
"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"
"Today, I'm going to give it my some."
"It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names."
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."