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Joke of the Day

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year."

"I had sex with both of the Olsen twins. But that was before they were famous."

"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""

"What do retards wear on their heads? Handicaps"

"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"

"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"