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Joke of the Day
"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"
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"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."
"I thought about logging into Myspace, but the Delorean is in the shop."
"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"How do you pay for incense? In cents"
"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"
"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president."