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Joke of the Day

"Rise and shine all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."

"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."

"Why did the Cook cross the road? because there were ""Too Many Cooks""."

"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"

"What kind of cake did Noah enjoy? Mabul cake."

"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."

"Gf: Remember that night we had unprotected sex Me: Yeah Gf: I'm having twins Me suspiciously: We only did it once why's there two babies"

"A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. So who's driving? Neither! They're both research scientists gathering data on Google's driverless car. You racist"

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs. If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite."