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Joke of the Day
"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."
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"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."
"What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? ""Me! That hurts!"""
"I visited Detroit recently. I love the smell of the ol' factories."
"What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue"
"If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long."
"Supermarket Workers So this woman comes to the meat section of a supermarket and asks the butcher if he has any brain, and he responds with: ""Miss, if I had a brain I wouldn't be working here"""
"Have you heard of the annual ginger meeting? It's petty unknown, last time not a single soul came."
"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman? ... a surprisingly stable person; according to my Homie O'Statis."