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Joke of the Day

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"What tastes good but doesn't smell good? A tongue. Hehe"

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with ""KGB"" on it... One of the agents asks the other, ""Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"""

"Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand... But I'm thinking of you."

"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."

"What do you call cheap circumcision? A ripoff."

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame"

"[5 mins after seeing our neighbour's new boat] wife: ""everything's a competition to you"" me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] ""no it's not"""