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Joke of the Day

"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."

"My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional."

"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."

"What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach? You sand it!"

"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."

"Hell is an endless cycle of getting comfortable in bed & then suddenly having to pee"

"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."

"Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry...Alcohol is a solution."