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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."
Next Joke
"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"
"Hey, guy who sniffs wine then talks about its oakiness or whatever, could you stop being a serial killer"
"What's the best thing about bee's? It's knees."
"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
"""You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff."" - Shakespeare's gay friend"
"What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete."
"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."
"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."