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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
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"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."
"I say ""post-9/11"" for literally anything that happened in the last 14 years. Madagascar 2 is so post-9/11. Dr Pepper Ten is a post-9/11 soda"
"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"
"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"
"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."
"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."
"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""
"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""
"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram."