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Joke of the Day

"Hey, guy who sniffs wine then talks about its oakiness or whatever, could you stop being a serial killer"

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you eat with that..."

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""

"Of course I can tweet, talk on the phone, eat a hamburger, and apply my lipstick. I'm only driving, you know."

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come while you're sleeping"

"Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they just seem a bit shady."